Dear toilets I blew up during my Saturday morning long run,
I'm sorry for abusing you in such a fashion. All three of you. I know it was way too early in the morning to deal with crap like that. I'm sorry if I made the rest of your day shitty. However, running with clenched butt cheeks is not an option. I will try to be more gentle in the future and refrain from eating spicy meals the evening before a long run.
Sincerely,
Harold
To all of you with a shocked and/or disgusted look on your face, I advise you to purchase and read Everyone Poops. LOL :)
Monday, October 18, 2010
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6 comments:
Everyone poops, indeed, but 3 in one run? That's impressive.
Bad dinner Huh ;)
Don't eat curry before you run! LOL
I wonder why you thought I would enjoy this?
eat bananas.
;)
LMAO!!!
this is hilarious!! i will have to send it to my running buddy who has had similar experiences....
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