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Monday, October 18, 2010

An apology

Dear toilets I blew up during my Saturday morning long run,

I'm sorry for abusing you in such a fashion. All three of you. I know it was way too early in the morning to deal with crap like that. I'm sorry if I made the rest of your day shitty. However, running with clenched butt cheeks is not an option. I will try to be more gentle in the future and refrain from eating spicy meals the evening before a long run.

Sincerely,
Harold



To all of you with a shocked and/or disgusted look on your face, I advise you to purchase and read Everyone Poops. LOL :)

6 comments:

Kovas Palubinskas said...

Everyone poops, indeed, but 3 in one run? That's impressive.

Indi said...

Bad dinner Huh ;)

rswarrier said...

Don't eat curry before you run! LOL

I wonder why you thought I would enjoy this?

Emz said...

eat bananas.

;)

Morgan said...

LMAO!!!

Melinda said...

this is hilarious!! i will have to send it to my running buddy who has had similar experiences....